1 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,040 Who'd like a portrait? 2 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:10,560 Who'd like.... 3 00:02:11,176 --> 00:02:13,598 Who'd like their portrait... true to life? 4 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,680 Who'd like their portrait? 5 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,760 No thanks, old man. 6 00:02:26,509 --> 00:02:27,869 There you are. 7 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:36,652 Who'd like their portrait? True... 8 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,114 Who'd like their portrait... true to life? 9 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,880 - Who'd like their portrait? - No thanks. 10 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,856 Praise be to the arts! Sit down, young man. 11 00:03:26,361 --> 00:03:27,641 I'm yours... 12 00:03:27,746 --> 00:03:29,621 Just need a comb. 13 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:37,345 - Think this is a circus? - It's Taupin. 14 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,680 Sir... 15 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,956 - Lucile. - What? 16 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,252 Over there. It's fantastic, amazing. 17 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:08,440 - With the beard? - I have an idea. 18 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,878 Again! 19 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,302 Oh! Fulbert Taupin... How much do I owe you? 20 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,760 - 5 francs, Sir. - Just for a beard? 21 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,443 Yes, but what a beard! 22 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:25,997 Thank you sir. 23 00:04:26,021 --> 00:04:28,282 Thank you. God will reward you. 24 00:04:30,258 --> 00:04:33,055 Nice gesture, Sir. It's so rare these days. 25 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,079 - Me? - Yes you. 26 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,040 Baron Bullourd, of the Bank Bullourde and Company. 27 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,212 Banker? 28 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,923 Miss Lucile, dramatic artist. 29 00:04:44,094 --> 00:04:47,360 She was divine in Shakespeare. Do you recall? 30 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,055 Shakespeare, yes, but not the young lady. 31 00:04:50,418 --> 00:04:52,738 Well this is the time to get to know her. 32 00:04:52,915 --> 00:04:56,102 - Like to do her? - Hardly appropriate! 33 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:58,736 Ah, youth, temerity! 34 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,547 Dare, old man, dare! 35 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,380 You have a cough? 36 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,480 Obviously, the life of an artist: bohemian, carefree... 37 00:05:07,648 --> 00:05:11,128 No money, nothing to eat, no bed, we cough, and goodbye! 38 00:05:11,193 --> 00:05:13,193 It's just nerves. 39 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,280 Waiter, a beef broth for our friend. 40 00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:20,560 You have a trait which goes straight to my heart. 41 00:05:20,886 --> 00:05:22,015 Mastery. 42 00:05:22,227 --> 00:05:24,263 I've worked in large schools. 43 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,211 And you do the terraces? 44 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,015 In the future. 45 00:05:28,126 --> 00:05:29,600 The future can be seized. 46 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,048 Perhaps, Baron... 47 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:34,727 ...but from time to time, it escapes you. 48 00:05:35,274 --> 00:05:36,760 It's like drawing. 49 00:05:37,305 --> 00:05:39,766 Opposite you have beauty... 50 00:05:41,565 --> 00:05:43,365 a lovely face... 51 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,493 You're dazzled... 52 00:05:47,957 --> 00:05:49,957 You look at your drawing... 53 00:05:50,711 --> 00:05:52,113 and that's not it anymore... 54 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,259 You no longer have self-confidence. 55 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,040 Farewell, Botticelli, 56 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,240 farewell, Raphael. 57 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,280 You'll never be in museums... 58 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,000 Never ever. 59 00:06:04,819 --> 00:06:07,018 So there remains the street. 60 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:08,314 The street. 61 00:06:08,648 --> 00:06:10,237 This is the lucky field. 62 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,299 Are you struggling? 63 00:06:12,675 --> 00:06:13,807 Finished! 64 00:06:13,994 --> 00:06:15,500 There. 65 00:06:17,221 --> 00:06:18,447 There you are. 66 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:22,808 50 francs? Oh no, too much Baron, Sir. 67 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,049 No, take it. 68 00:06:24,111 --> 00:06:26,252 The pleasure of having sketched the young lady. 69 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,932 We'll split the difference. 5 francs... okay? 70 00:06:30,628 --> 00:06:33,708 Here's my card. I'll expect you tomorrow at home. 71 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:38,200 A patron? Are there still patrons? 72 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,360 I will end up believing in God. 73 00:06:40,457 --> 00:06:42,025 Me too, sir. 74 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:43,893 Oh no! 75 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,000 Hey! 76 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,800 See you tomorrow, dear friend. 77 00:06:54,005 --> 00:06:56,068 Sorry, Sir, this money's fake. 78 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:57,857 Really? 79 00:06:57,919 --> 00:07:00,145 It's true, there's no doubt. 80 00:07:00,326 --> 00:07:03,320 You got it at the pharmacy? They'll be hearing from me. 81 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,216 I'm sorry, waiter. 82 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,720 That's the wrong pocket. 83 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,865 Yes, what was I thinking? 84 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,120 There you are. 85 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,000 One day it's going to go wrong. 86 00:07:15,058 --> 00:07:17,614 Well, we can't guarantee short-sighted waiters. 87 00:07:39,858 --> 00:07:41,618 Hello, Taupin! 88 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:45,598 I dreamed of you last night. I was Henry IV, and you were Rubens! 89 00:07:45,894 --> 00:07:46,965 Come in. 90 00:07:50,238 --> 00:07:52,167 - No, I have samples there. - Leave it. 91 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,338 It's my work... 92 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,840 Only the future counts... and I see it as huge. 93 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,560 How much do you earn? 94 00:07:58,425 --> 00:07:59,864 - I... - I'll give you double. 95 00:08:00,137 --> 00:08:03,965 The bad days are over. We're in the process of setting up. 96 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:05,642 I offer you these walls. 97 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,708 Here, now, will be the place of your exploits. 98 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:11,169 My exploits? 99 00:08:11,208 --> 00:08:12,648 Good morning. 100 00:08:18,185 --> 00:08:19,505 Good morning. 101 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,520 - Do you know Lucile? - Yes. "Shakespeare." 102 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,600 These walls are waiting for you. 103 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,280 You'll cover them with frescoes, flowers, birds. 104 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:34,833 - Cats. - "Cats"? 105 00:08:35,028 --> 00:08:37,080 And why not? A zone of freedom! 106 00:08:37,232 --> 00:08:38,912 I see jets of water... 107 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:41,208 ...waterfalls, libraries... 108 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:42,903 In fact... Versailles! 109 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,560 That's it, "Versailles"... 110 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,640 ...inspiration... elegance. 111 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,160 - A train, maybe. - "A train"? 112 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:52,168 - A train all in trompe-l'oeil. - Why not. 113 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,040 Where are your brushes? 114 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,200 - At home. - You start tomorrow. 115 00:08:56,528 --> 00:08:59,088 - Lucile, are you happy? - Oh yes. 116 00:08:59,263 --> 00:09:02,637 The privilege of artists... you gain the hearts of women. 117 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,030 See you tomorrow. 118 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:06,637 See you tomorrow. 119 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,684 Stunning! 120 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:41,856 Awesome! 121 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,034 Looks like he's going to fly. 122 00:09:44,387 --> 00:09:46,400 Quick, Lucile... we're late. 123 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,747 Yes, I'm coming. 124 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,270 - Hello, Taupin. - Good morning. 125 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:55,036 Taupin, do you like the theatre? 126 00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:58,856 - She'll be in a comedy? - No, a tragedy. 127 00:09:59,044 --> 00:10:01,200 This is the 1st rehearsal. 128 00:10:01,419 --> 00:10:02,231 A drama? 129 00:10:02,348 --> 00:10:05,040 A magnificent piece, cruel, biting. 130 00:10:05,129 --> 00:10:08,121 The ransom of a mother... 3 acts of heart and soul. 131 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,120 Taupin... wish me luck. 132 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,801 I know what they say in these cases, but would I dare? 133 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,833 But dare, old man, dare! 134 00:10:18,114 --> 00:10:19,807 - I can? - Yes! 135 00:10:22,392 --> 00:10:24,472 - Another time. - Thanks. 136 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,249 Hello, Fulbert. 137 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:01,772 Hello... Hello, Miss. 138 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,381 Is it a male or a female? 139 00:11:06,487 --> 00:11:08,967 It's very young... we don't know yet. 140 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,092 Let me paint the last feather. 141 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,788 Gladly! 142 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,640 No, you hold your hand like that. 143 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,512 - Like that? - Yes. 144 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,436 But it mustn't shake. 145 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:29,800 It can only shake when we paint movement by the wind. 146 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,358 But I'm nervous. 147 00:11:31,666 --> 00:11:34,686 Your 3rd act, when you bring your mother's ransom? 148 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,905 The author had a stroke of genius. 149 00:11:37,201 --> 00:11:40,639 A draught picks up my fortune and scatters it around the room. 150 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:43,318 We claim we touch the audience physically. 151 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,553 That's wonderful. 152 00:11:45,928 --> 00:11:47,592 So, the lovebirds? 153 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,360 I was guiding Miss Lucile's hand. 154 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,405 Guide away, old man, guide away! 155 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,639 Lucile, everything is fine. I've booked them all. 156 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,873 This afternoon, photographer, dressmaker, wig-maker... 157 00:11:58,998 --> 00:12:00,709 - Only one hitch. - Serious? 158 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:03,717 Catastrophic! The 3rd act banknotes, the ransom. 159 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,400 I got boxes of paper, cards, anything but banknotes. 160 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,725 How stupid! 161 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,600 Taupin, I'm like you... I'm old school. 162 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,000 For me, a banknote is a banknote. 163 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,480 The public must caught in the drama... 164 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,561 ...be able to feel the enormous quantity of money that constitutes the ransom... 165 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,720 ...and the theatre must be flooded with banknotes... 166 00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:29,036 ...and believe it. 167 00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:31,912 - Do you understand, Taupin? - Certainly. 168 00:12:31,983 --> 00:12:34,240 Nothing is ever true enough, that's my motto. 169 00:12:34,313 --> 00:12:35,739 True to life. 170 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,701 Exactly. 171 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:41,522 You couldn't doodle me a small note of 50,000? 172 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,108 If I had a sample... 173 00:12:44,217 --> 00:12:45,080 Easy. 174 00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:47,575 - Not that pocket. - No? Oh yes. 175 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,699 - Here, for you. - No, it's too much. 176 00:12:51,774 --> 00:12:53,366 Oh, you'll give it back to me. 177 00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,959 Especially since it's the last one. 178 00:12:57,064 --> 00:12:59,584 So which one do you think? 179 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,080 - This one. - No, that one. 180 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,834 This one or that one? 181 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,524 This one. 182 00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:10,683 - Is this the real thing? - No, it's fake. 183 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,826 But that's magic, Taupin. 184 00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:21,851 Lucile, kiss the master. Kiss the Grand Wizard. 185 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,194 I need 12,000 like that. 186 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:30,436 - Do I have to draw 12,000? - You just engrave one for me. 187 00:13:30,970 --> 00:13:32,459 Fine. 188 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:34,928 And I'll take care of the rest. 189 00:13:36,851 --> 00:13:38,339 Who is it? 190 00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:46,698 Who is it? 191 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,019 Banknotes all finished. 192 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,520 Good. Perfect. 193 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:07,362 Just a moment. 194 00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:10,675 - Taupin! - Baron? 195 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,441 Would you do me a small favour? 196 00:14:13,773 --> 00:14:15,401 Yes, Baron. 197 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,508 I'd like a box of matches. 198 00:14:17,532 --> 00:14:19,730 Of course. My pleasure. 199 00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,292 Come on! 200 00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:38,492 It's screwed up. 201 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:40,812 But what's he doing? 202 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,117 A bank. 203 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,920 He's going to get us pinched! Quick, the suitcases. 204 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,560 Again? I'm sick of suitcases! 205 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:51,367 Here, a box of matches and the change. 206 00:14:54,484 --> 00:14:56,880 I'm dividing Paris into 20 districts... 207 00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:59,180 ...and each district into sub-districts. 208 00:14:59,527 --> 00:15:02,952 Each of you will work the tobacconists in his sector. 209 00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,765 I want matches. 210 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,336 - Big ones? - No, little ones. 211 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:12,125 One box of matches per banknote. 212 00:15:44,497 --> 00:15:47,601 Gentlemen, these are the last packages. 213 00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:50,453 Tomorrow you'll do the bigger districts. 214 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,093 Oh, Fulbert, roses! 215 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,781 - This is my farewell bouquet. - Already? 216 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,007 Alas, I'm finished. 217 00:16:32,844 --> 00:16:34,453 I painted the whole house. 218 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:40,080 If you lived The Palace of Versailles... 219 00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:42,340 I'd have been working for the rest of my life. 220 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,600 This house is always open to you. 221 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,920 Oh, you prankster! 222 00:16:48,054 --> 00:16:50,836 That's wonderful. We'll surprise Edmond. 223 00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,109 Edmund! 224 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,414 Look, Fulbert's farewell. 225 00:16:54,644 --> 00:16:56,804 Oh, great! 226 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,179 - Baron... - Yes? 227 00:17:02,716 --> 00:17:04,672 One last favour. 228 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:05,984 More? 229 00:17:06,062 --> 00:17:07,250 I'd like a bath. 230 00:17:07,406 --> 00:17:08,545 Bath? 231 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:09,617 Yes. 232 00:17:09,874 --> 00:17:12,047 For Miss Lucile's premiere. 233 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,859 Oh, the theatre! 234 00:17:15,089 --> 00:17:17,249 But you'll have a whole row. 235 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,250 Your last fortnight's pay. 236 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,920 No, there's no rush. 237 00:17:20,976 --> 00:17:22,906 Oh, alright. 238 00:17:23,362 --> 00:17:26,320 Good accounts make good friends. 239 00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:30,843 Wait... that's too much. 240 00:17:31,047 --> 00:17:32,672 Well, there it is... I owe you that. 241 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,765 Thank you, Baron. 242 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,890 Lucile... 243 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,440 - Are the police at the tobacconists? - Yes. 244 00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:37,832 - Were you followed? - No. 245 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,968 Quickly... 246 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:42,320 The real ones, here, the false ones, into the fire. 247 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,480 Come on, get moving! 248 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,883 Quickly! 249 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,280 Lucile, quick, the suitcases. 250 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,051 - Already? - Yes. 251 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,559 - Heading for Madrid. - In Spain? 252 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,176 Bankruptcy here... fortune beyond the Pyrenees. 253 00:19:17,986 --> 00:19:19,551 Great ideas are simple. 254 00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:22,645 Where are you going to get money? At the bank. 255 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,770 Where are you going to drop it off? At the bank. 256 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,640 - Where are you going to change it? - At the bank. 257 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,440 Here's one, it's ours. 258 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,871 - Did you buy it? - Yes. Thanks to notes from Taupin. 259 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,520 The bank, Lucile, is a miraculous breeding-ground. 260 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,280 We put the fake notes in it to get out... 261 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,277 - ...real ones. - You got it! 262 00:19:43,355 --> 00:19:45,880 It's easier than matchboxes. 263 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,941 Lucille, look at this. 264 00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:04,090 TAUPIN GETS PRISON IN PERPETUITY 265 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,680 Oh my God. 266 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:06,920 Perpetuity. 267 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,960 "Perpetuity" with 2 Ts? 268 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:10,605 Isn't that unfortunate? 269 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,600 5 years, okay, 20 years, strictly speaking... 270 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,320 but in perpetuity, even with 2 Ts, I won't have it. 271 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,600 Taupin will be there in 8 days. 272 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,880 - "Taupin will be there in 8 days"? - Yes. 273 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,816 How will you get him out? 274 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,560 - I have connections. - They're all in prison. 275 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,960 Exactly. 276 00:20:31,378 --> 00:20:33,698 Taupin, in your place! 277 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,201 - Tomorrow, we spring Taupin. - That dingbat? 278 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,726 It's an order. It comes from above. 279 00:20:43,055 --> 00:20:45,317 - We're springing Taupin. - I don't spring sweethearts. 280 00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:46,990 - So no soup. - Hey... 281 00:20:50,556 --> 00:20:52,396 Tomorrow, we spring Taupin. 282 00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,693 Tomorrow... 283 00:20:58,421 --> 00:20:59,607 Thank you sir. 284 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,255 Tomorrow, we spring... 285 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,857 Is there any salt? 286 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,400 - All OK, Taupin? - Yes. 287 00:21:48,621 --> 00:21:49,942 It's full, Sir. 288 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,655 Hey, Taupin! 289 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,694 What are you doing there? 290 00:22:53,874 --> 00:22:55,647 - I'm going home. - You came back? 291 00:22:55,844 --> 00:22:58,788 You have pranksters in your establishment. 292 00:22:59,192 --> 00:23:02,381 I was wrapped up in dirty laundry and... 293 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:05,358 And... Pretty silly, eh? 294 00:23:05,689 --> 00:23:06,967 Excuse me... 295 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,405 Are you coughing, Taupin? 296 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,080 Do you have a cold, Taupin? 297 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,840 - It's tobacco. - What tobacco? 298 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,522 Taupin... you're coughing, eh? 299 00:23:34,807 --> 00:23:37,047 - I'm irritated. - It's not irritating. 300 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,760 We cough, we spit, and we die. 301 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,440 I'm making a report. Immediate infirmary. 302 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,200 - In bed! - Goodnight, sisters. 303 00:23:56,683 --> 00:23:59,003 They're amazing women. 304 00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:00,522 In what way? 305 00:24:00,851 --> 00:24:02,569 You'll understand later. 306 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,694 Goodnight, sisters. 307 00:24:30,683 --> 00:24:32,363 Come on, my sister. 308 00:24:42,453 --> 00:24:43,740 Gently. 309 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,480 Come on, go for it. 310 00:25:02,329 --> 00:25:03,532 Good evening, Sister. 311 00:25:09,877 --> 00:25:11,127 But officer! 312 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,320 Heaven is our target... 313 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,840 Oh Heaven, oh Heaven above. 314 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,120 Let us all take flight... 315 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,640 But as late tonight as possible 316 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,200 Oh Heaven, oh Heaven above. 317 00:25:32,579 --> 00:25:35,419 So, Taupin, shall we scarper? 318 00:25:35,728 --> 00:25:39,088 So, dingbat... think anyone can walk outta here? 319 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,720 So, cockroach, shall we play creepy-crawlies? 320 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,188 So, spud, are you going to go to Heaven? 321 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,280 In your salutes Lord... 322 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,760 Oh Heaven, oh Heaven above 323 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,960 Before being beautiful 324 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,880 Let's all become better 325 00:26:15,516 --> 00:26:17,960 Could we have a ball, Chief? 326 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,240 I'll get you one. 327 00:26:28,139 --> 00:26:29,659 What's this, gentlemen? 328 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,560 Do you want to let me go? 329 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,000 Warden! 330 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,622 Warden! 331 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,684 Where... Where am I? 332 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,466 With me. 333 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,348 My God, Lucile. 334 00:27:37,092 --> 00:27:38,192 You? 335 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,480 In mourning? 336 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,020 Is the baron dead? 337 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,278 He died for me. 338 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,120 But Lucile, what happened? 339 00:27:51,624 --> 00:27:54,304 He compromised us, he fooled us. 340 00:27:54,966 --> 00:27:56,684 We're his victims. 341 00:27:57,623 --> 00:28:01,143 Oh! When I think that he had me thrown in prison! 342 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,552 No... no... 343 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,036 Don't be selfish, Fulbert. Don't just think about yourself. 344 00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:08,567 Didn't I pull you out of the abyss? 345 00:28:09,452 --> 00:28:11,645 And you don't even say thank you. 346 00:28:12,062 --> 00:28:13,411 Ungrateful. 347 00:28:13,931 --> 00:28:15,622 Oh, was it you? 348 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,920 You who pulled me of that dungeon? 349 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,255 - It was me. - You! 350 00:28:21,761 --> 00:28:22,561 It's you. 351 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,040 Taupin escaped... 352 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,325 It's me! 353 00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:26,872 ...from the Sante prison. 354 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,760 The counterfeit king thus becomes... 355 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,360 ...the prince of escapees. 356 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,919 He may have been seen on the Brussels express. 357 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,280 All the police of Europe are on high alert. 358 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,720 I'm innocent! I'll go tell them. 359 00:28:38,856 --> 00:28:40,640 No one will believe you. 360 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:41,841 Brush your teeth... 361 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,400 -Oh no! Oh la la la la! 362 00:28:45,544 --> 00:28:47,824 - So, is it over? - No. 363 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,535 You and I will reveal the truth. Let's run away. 364 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,600 Flee? 365 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,783 If we're seen together, you'll be in trouble. 366 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:58,375 But we won't be seen... I've planned everything. 367 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,447 How? 368 00:28:59,722 --> 00:29:01,251 As long as you're alive... 369 00:29:01,642 --> 00:29:03,532 ...obviously, you'll be in danger. 370 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,470 You don't want me to die, do you? 371 00:29:08,111 --> 00:29:10,008 No, Fulbert, but... 372 00:29:11,261 --> 00:29:12,595 ...to pretend. 373 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,478 A little less noise, Fulbert. 374 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,480 Be careful, Felix. 375 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,603 I'm new to the job, Ma'am. 376 00:29:51,947 --> 00:29:55,064 Shit, cops. It's done, we're done. 377 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,137 Keep going, we know what it is. 378 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,760 We'll make your way for you. 379 00:30:52,628 --> 00:30:54,403 Everything's going smoothly. Ma'am. 380 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,160 I assure you, it's very uncomfortable. 381 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,622 We carry you in 1st class and you grumble? 382 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,800 You'll go to the cemetery of Seville, with your ancestors. 383 00:31:09,973 --> 00:31:12,247 - They're at Pere Lachaise. - Careful! 384 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,309 It's absurd... You want me to die. 385 00:31:23,684 --> 00:31:26,080 Look the part in your new identity. 386 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,520 Here are your papers. 387 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,606 You are my deceased husband and your name is Ramon Corales. 388 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,264 "My name was". 389 00:31:34,521 --> 00:31:35,740 Careful! 390 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,560 How long is it going to take? Please stop. 391 00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,936 We reach the Spanish border tomorrow. 392 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,803 Careful! No no. I thought I saw something. 393 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,280 You're becoming tiresome, Felix. 394 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,381 You, the deceased, play dead, that's all we ask of you. 395 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,756 Be careful, Fulbert, I'm a widow, but sensitive. 396 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,498 I pinched myself. 397 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,720 A turn to the left. 398 00:33:12,345 --> 00:33:14,486 I'd really appreciate eating something. 399 00:33:14,914 --> 00:33:16,494 - Soon. - Thanks. 400 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,640 Nothing new in political affairs. 401 00:33:26,831 --> 00:33:29,031 We are still on the trail of the forger. 402 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,440 Taupin may have been seen in a cinema in Rotterdam 403 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,040 with a dancer. 404 00:33:34,169 --> 00:33:35,986 Snack stop. 405 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,434 - Full, sir? - Yes, to the brim. 406 00:33:58,826 --> 00:34:00,066 Very good. 407 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,239 - What speed do you do in this? - 120, 130. 408 00:34:19,403 --> 00:34:21,989 - Pretty fast, eh? - It's necessary. 409 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:23,560 - Twin carburettors? - Yes. 410 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,600 Oversize pistons, overhead cams and the axles staggered. 411 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,840 A Swedish patent. 412 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,880 They're strong, the Swedes. 413 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,051 - Disc brakes? - And bronze valves. 414 00:34:39,184 --> 00:34:40,808 But the best is the suspension. 415 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,400 - Hydraulics? - Helix suspension. 416 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,560 With reinforcement pad. 417 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,800 Those Swedes! 418 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,200 I check the tires? 419 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,932 Yes. An 8 up front, and the same in the back. 420 00:35:37,347 --> 00:35:39,530 Fortunately I'm going on vacation. 421 00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:54,246 Our paths have crossed in difficult circumstances... 422 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,804 ...but how good we are already! 423 00:35:57,858 --> 00:36:00,378 - I like twilight. - You too? 424 00:36:00,403 --> 00:36:01,944 How happy I am! 425 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,000 As Mr Geraldy used to say... 426 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,920 ...it's in the shadows that hearts talk. 427 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,843 Lower the shade a little. 428 00:36:07,903 --> 00:36:09,423 - You're acquainted? - Slightly. 429 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:11,328 A sugar? Two sugars? 430 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,720 No, three. Very sweet. 431 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,920 - I sleep better. - You too? 432 00:36:16,072 --> 00:36:18,437 Put away your sugar and climb back in your box. 433 00:36:18,789 --> 00:36:21,720 - Pardon? - Go to sleep. 434 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:26,453 Good night, Fulbert. 435 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,920 Good night, Lucile. 436 00:36:29,674 --> 00:36:32,366 - Sweet dreams. - Thanks. 437 00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:45,179 The border. 438 00:36:45,992 --> 00:36:48,312 This won't be a pushover. 439 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,280 Hold your tongue, Felix. 440 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,953 It's the tension, Ma'am. 441 00:37:03,188 --> 00:37:04,868 Your papers. 442 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:09,634 Sir, here are the papers of Mrs Ramon Corales... 443 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:13,080 ...of the car, of the deceased, and of myself. 444 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,000 - Come with me. - Yes. 445 00:37:15,142 --> 00:37:17,040 Are you from Paris? 446 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,360 Yes, Paris. 447 00:37:18,457 --> 00:37:19,439 Pretty, Paris. 448 00:37:19,512 --> 00:37:22,743 Very well fed, housed, rue de la Sante... Perfect. 449 00:37:33,353 --> 00:37:36,494 Mrs Corales, if you would come in for the formalities. 450 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,072 Take my arm. 451 00:37:50,988 --> 00:37:52,978 - Painful duty. - Sir. 452 00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:07,931 Seville is "Sevilla". 453 00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:10,160 I don't understand. 454 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,017 "Morte Parisi Sevilla transfer." 455 00:38:13,321 --> 00:38:14,761 I don't understand. 456 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,080 I'm losing my Latin. 457 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,120 Besides, I did very little. 458 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,501 "Dead transfer Paris Sevilla." 459 00:38:22,681 --> 00:38:25,205 I feel I have to punch someone. 460 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,665 You don't want to be my interpreter, ma'am? 461 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,892 Raymond Vernet, madam, to support you. 462 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,290 - Thank you. - It's a pleasure, Miss. 463 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,876 - "Madam". - Sorry, ma'am, I'm confused. 464 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,560 - Pardon. - Thanks again. 465 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,033 Can I act as your interpreter? 466 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,960 The administration seems to feel a malicious pleasure... 467 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,240 ...in prolonging the agony of those in pain. 468 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,120 They'll listen to me. 469 00:39:04,365 --> 00:39:05,885 Your papers. 470 00:39:09,772 --> 00:39:11,012 You are together? 471 00:39:11,037 --> 00:39:12,150 No. 472 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,200 - Transfer? - Yes. 473 00:39:16,936 --> 00:39:18,399 Mrs Corales? 474 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,369 - Ramon Corales? - Yes. 475 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,080 - Your husband was called Raymond? - Yes. 476 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,548 - Like me. - What a coincidence! 477 00:39:29,892 --> 00:39:31,920 Chance does nothing by chance, Madam. 478 00:39:44,743 --> 00:39:46,888 All in order, OK? 479 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,840 Everything is in order, Madam. 480 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,280 Thank you so much. 481 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,658 Death, where is your victory? 482 00:39:52,853 --> 00:39:55,440 Madam, what matters, is life. 483 00:39:55,702 --> 00:39:57,321 It's living, Madam. 484 00:39:57,607 --> 00:40:00,188 It's thinking that the world will turn... 485 00:40:00,728 --> 00:40:02,408 ...as long as there are men. 486 00:40:03,927 --> 00:40:06,567 Thank you sir. I don't know how to say thank you. 487 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,655 You say it very well. It's my pleasure Madam. 488 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:26,850 Open! 489 00:40:26,903 --> 00:40:30,343 I have nothing. My goodwill has limits. 490 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,320 My friend, I am expected. 491 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:35,405 Late. Appointment. Understand? 492 00:40:35,488 --> 00:40:36,288 Open. 493 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,960 Don't mess everything. 494 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,320 My caps, my dressing gown, my pink shirts. 495 00:40:41,495 --> 00:40:44,175 I had a terrible time packing everything. 496 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,520 There is nothing in this suitcase, nothing. 497 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,280 Wife? 498 00:40:52,378 --> 00:40:53,647 Women. 499 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:57,240 And that? 500 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,873 It's a suitcase. 501 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,553 Open. 502 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:16,389 Acrobat. 503 00:41:16,476 --> 00:41:17,920 Every morning. 504 00:41:18,077 --> 00:41:19,287 On your way! 505 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,216 Shit! 506 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,083 It seems I'm lucky. 507 00:41:49,729 --> 00:41:52,969 So, dead, little lady? 508 00:41:53,247 --> 00:41:55,527 - Tired. - I meant the car. 509 00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:57,582 I don't know about it except for this problem. 510 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,849 - Relax, I'll fix it. - Oh no! 511 00:42:00,115 --> 00:42:01,320 So... 512 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,794 - How are you. - Do you have a jack? 513 00:42:03,957 --> 00:42:05,090 Yes. 514 00:42:05,247 --> 00:42:08,318 Hey, a native? Spanish, eh? 515 00:42:08,422 --> 00:42:09,357 Eh? 516 00:42:09,810 --> 00:42:11,029 Spanish? 517 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,400 El jack. 518 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,896 It's like home... they hardly talk. Vamos! 519 00:42:17,451 --> 00:42:18,935 Scram! 520 00:42:19,529 --> 00:42:20,708 Give me that. 521 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:33,160 Patience, little lady. 522 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,280 And that's it, finished. 523 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,560 Are you sure it will hold? 524 00:42:39,776 --> 00:42:42,256 I did 3 Monte Carlo rallies, so... 525 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,894 Madam, please let me reward this dummy. 526 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,960 He looks to me completely dumbfounded. 527 00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:55,600 Thank you so much. 528 00:42:55,886 --> 00:42:57,200 Say something, you. 529 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,472 Ole, ole, ole! 530 00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:06,066 He's not mute, but he's brave. 531 00:43:08,675 --> 00:43:09,730 What's he saying? 532 00:43:09,776 --> 00:43:12,800 That a man doesn't have to be a wolf to be a man. 533 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:13,855 Yes. 534 00:43:14,066 --> 00:43:16,785 There you are, Madam. We can go. 535 00:43:16,902 --> 00:43:18,738 - Madam... - What do you want me to do? 536 00:43:18,986 --> 00:43:21,566 Sir! Thank you and goodbye. 537 00:43:21,648 --> 00:43:24,722 Don't worry... I'm not leaving you. 538 00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:26,988 I'll watch over you on your way. 539 00:43:27,307 --> 00:43:29,167 Come, Madam, I'll follow you. 540 00:43:30,131 --> 00:43:32,585 - And me? - You can wait. 541 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,640 Chauffeur, what are you waiting for? 542 00:43:34,728 --> 00:43:35,952 Let's go. 543 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,280 Thanks again, noble Spaniard. 544 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,520 Farewell, caballero! 545 00:45:00,912 --> 00:45:03,112 Stop! Stop! This is it! 546 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,880 - Wow! - What? 547 00:45:16,319 --> 00:45:17,967 They're behind now. 548 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,530 No more Taupin! 549 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,240 Come on, children, come up. 550 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,206 Hurry up. Baudouin, what are you doing? 551 00:45:46,549 --> 00:45:48,238 Felix, there! 552 00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:56,560 - We have to turn around. - So follow me, old man. 553 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,909 Get back in. 554 00:46:20,934 --> 00:46:21,800 No. 555 00:46:21,934 --> 00:46:24,400 - Fulbert, it's for your own good. - No. 556 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,680 - Come on, a good move. - No. 557 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,935 Aren't you happy? 558 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,675 No. I can't put up with this anymore. 559 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,200 I'm worn out. 560 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,840 - What? - Worn out. 561 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,831 - Is this my fault? - Maybe. 562 00:46:35,932 --> 00:46:38,214 - Go back to donkey-riding. - Oh, calm down! 563 00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,155 Let him go back to riding the donkey. 564 00:46:41,197 --> 00:46:42,798 Tell me who you prefer. 565 00:46:43,159 --> 00:46:44,745 Don't get on my nerves, Felix. 566 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,721 When I lose my self control I'm not answerable for anything. 567 00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,651 Careful... a car! 568 00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,640 Who told me to get out? 569 00:46:55,808 --> 00:46:59,168 Oh no, don't do it again. We've fallen behind. 570 00:46:59,218 --> 00:47:00,578 Because of the playboy. 571 00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,683 Me, a playboy? Take that back, Felix! 572 00:47:03,714 --> 00:47:05,769 No, I'm talking about the other guy, Vernet. 573 00:47:05,932 --> 00:47:06,909 OK then. 574 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:10,246 I'm going to teach him a lesson. Hold on tight, Taupin. 575 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,418 The handles are on the outside. 576 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,519 Say, old man, your crate really moves. 577 00:47:40,386 --> 00:47:42,575 Yes, I take the prize. 578 00:47:49,592 --> 00:47:51,512 Bye bye Vernet. 579 00:47:52,398 --> 00:47:53,798 Safe! 580 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,193 Felix, I take back what I said. 581 00:47:56,577 --> 00:47:58,068 You're a master. 582 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,960 At the first hotel, I stop, and goodnight, kiddies. 583 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,920 And me? 584 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,943 We'll find you a place to sleep. 585 00:48:17,154 --> 00:48:18,841 Yes, here you are! 586 00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,320 You probably thought you'd lost me. 587 00:48:21,404 --> 00:48:23,280 I said to myself... here she is alone. 588 00:48:23,448 --> 00:48:25,193 - I'll never be alone. - I'll be there. 589 00:48:25,314 --> 00:48:27,674 With my Ramon. His memory is imperishable. 590 00:48:28,069 --> 00:48:29,582 He was an exquisite man. 591 00:48:29,614 --> 00:48:31,505 The dead have all the virtues. 592 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,857 Since you know the formula... 593 00:48:34,326 --> 00:48:35,640 Clever... 594 00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,357 - Innkeeper, prepare 2 rooms. - Three. 595 00:48:38,396 --> 00:48:39,671 I already have one. 596 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,060 One for my husband. 597 00:48:41,959 --> 00:48:44,505 Madam, I know that he won't make a sound... 598 00:48:44,768 --> 00:48:47,648 ....but it would be something the priest would need to attend to. 599 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,840 He will fix it for you... he will lodge him. 600 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,357 Each to his trade. 601 00:48:51,435 --> 00:48:54,599 Leave it to me... I will fix it. 602 00:48:54,883 --> 00:48:56,003 Are you coming? 603 00:48:56,731 --> 00:48:58,341 Did he suffer? 604 00:48:58,505 --> 00:48:59,951 The roads are not great. 605 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,959 Yet we pay enough taxes. 606 00:49:02,202 --> 00:49:03,497 There you are, Madam. 607 00:49:04,721 --> 00:49:05,841 Hello? 608 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,040 What? Lucile? 609 00:49:08,763 --> 00:49:12,076 What are you doing here? Who? A man? 610 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,440 He may be from the police. 611 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,680 Listen, play the game, delicately, but quickly. 612 00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:21,360 I need cash... and no Taupin, no cash. 613 00:49:21,482 --> 00:49:24,544 Father, I'm going to introduce you to the lady in black. 614 00:49:24,732 --> 00:49:26,560 Yes, black. 615 00:49:26,699 --> 00:49:30,480 Everything is arranged, Madam. The Church is with us. 616 00:49:37,146 --> 00:49:38,074 But... 617 00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:45,293 Hey! 618 00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,960 I am innocent! Innocent! 619 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,371 Innocent! Innocent! 620 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:15,640 Let me go. 621 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,080 - I'm looking for my burial. - Yes Yes! 622 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,000 Let me go! 623 00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:24,440 I am innocent. 624 00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:25,760 Mellamo Concepcion. 625 00:50:25,873 --> 00:50:28,297 Good. Alright. Long live France! 626 00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:41,931 He only ate a toasted sandwich since yesterday evening. 627 00:50:49,470 --> 00:50:52,440 Watch and pray, Madam. 628 00:50:52,561 --> 00:50:53,441 Yes. 629 00:50:53,585 --> 00:50:55,579 - Sir. - But Sir... 630 00:50:55,641 --> 00:50:56,829 I'll stay with you. 631 00:50:57,851 --> 00:50:59,220 Good night. 632 00:51:09,939 --> 00:51:11,220 Long live France! 633 00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,493 Watch out, Concepcion! 634 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,391 Paco, mi Paco! 635 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,920 Excuse me, I have a funeral. 636 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,480 Come on. 637 00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:17,020 Say, madam... 638 00:52:17,898 --> 00:52:19,138 I'm starving. 639 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,071 Respect Madam's pain. Lie down. 640 00:52:22,234 --> 00:52:23,798 I'm going to get myself something. 641 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,720 No! Don't leave me alone. 642 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,048 But I'm here. 643 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,938 Leave us. You are not family. 644 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,899 On every trip, Sir, my clients are my family. 645 00:52:34,048 --> 00:52:37,808 Madam, allow me to offer you a sweet... 646 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,536 ...which will keep you going. 647 00:52:41,001 --> 00:52:43,278 You keep lollies with you? 648 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,800 Yes. Since infancy, I've always sucked one before falling asleep. 649 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:38,969 Cheers, Innocent! 650 00:54:53,939 --> 00:54:55,346 Hush! Taupin! 651 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,675 Taupin, are you awake? 652 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,292 I swear to you that I am innocent. 653 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,690 Easy to say "ole". 654 00:57:39,521 --> 00:57:41,018 I'm an escapee. 655 00:57:41,494 --> 00:57:44,214 - I escaped three times. - Very good! 656 00:57:45,779 --> 00:57:47,432 I'm a forger. 657 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,840 I'm a fake corpse. 658 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,393 You hear me? 659 00:57:52,676 --> 00:57:54,807 I'm innocent. 660 00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,760 I'm innocent. 661 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,280 - Adios, Innocent! - Goodbye! 662 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,073 Thanks. Here I am. 663 00:58:23,768 --> 00:58:25,940 They've stolen my coffin! 664 00:58:26,218 --> 00:58:27,618 Gosh! 665 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:38,960 Fulbert! 666 00:58:39,127 --> 00:58:42,487 Lucile, my darling, What is going on? 667 00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,323 - I see you're in mourning. - Where were you? 668 00:58:45,538 --> 00:58:47,338 At the wedding! 669 00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:56,240 Were you sleeping, Madam? 670 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,104 Our poor human nature has its requirements. 671 00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:01,728 My God, you're frozen! 672 00:59:01,956 --> 00:59:04,960 Yes, I'd like something. 673 00:59:05,065 --> 00:59:07,785 - A small black. - Yes, black suits you so well. 674 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,400 - I mean coffee. - Yes. Very sweet? 675 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:12,339 - With a little rum. - That would be nice. 676 00:59:12,656 --> 00:59:14,534 My bag, please. 677 00:59:18,306 --> 00:59:19,666 What was that? 678 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,495 Thanks. 679 00:59:21,534 --> 00:59:24,581 Watch and pray... You'll join us afterwards. 680 00:59:24,714 --> 00:59:26,160 Yes that's it. 681 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,464 What are you doing here? 682 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,200 - Where were you? - At the wedding. 683 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:44,040 - At the wedding? - Yes. Here, have a cake. 684 00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:46,448 A cake? Where did you get it? 685 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:47,706 At the wedding. 686 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:52,480 - You were at the wedding? - Yes. 687 00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,360 - You got some nerve. - I feel sleepy. 688 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,840 - You're sleepy? - Yes. 689 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,581 Give me a hand, we'll make your bed. 690 01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,360 Just like that...! You were at the wedding? 691 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:08,160 Yes. And they named me "Innocent". 692 01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,880 I danced... 693 01:00:10,048 --> 01:00:12,288 Then I drank manzanilla. 694 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,840 - What? - Manzanilla... 695 01:00:17,145 --> 01:00:18,705 Manzanilla? 696 01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,393 Manzanilla. 697 01:00:25,946 --> 01:00:27,546 Manzanille. 698 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,840 A sugar? Two sugars. 699 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:35,840 Thanks. 700 01:00:35,929 --> 01:00:37,849 Oh, Lucile, your hair. 701 01:00:37,915 --> 01:00:39,155 Well? 702 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,560 I called you Lucile. You can call me Raymond. 703 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,080 I have to do my hair again. 704 01:00:44,214 --> 01:00:48,760 I like this slightly crazy look... a little fuzzy, a little frilly. 705 01:00:56,535 --> 01:00:58,206 Madam, Sir is ready. 706 01:00:58,315 --> 01:01:00,682 He can wait. Go have a drink at the office. 707 01:01:01,413 --> 01:01:02,493 May I, Madam? 708 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:03,800 Do as you are told. 709 01:01:08,948 --> 01:01:10,628 Madam is flirting. 710 01:01:14,384 --> 01:01:16,776 Allow me to butter your sandwiches. 711 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,600 He butters her sandwiches? He'll stir her coffee. 712 01:01:20,729 --> 01:01:22,151 Let me stir. 713 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,760 What audacity! 714 01:01:24,968 --> 01:01:28,839 I never noticed how close life is to death. 715 01:01:29,010 --> 01:01:32,120 You go to the terminus... whereas I think of the departure. 716 01:01:32,162 --> 01:01:34,729 My dear friend... our paths have crossed... 717 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,480 ...and here they merge. 718 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,253 I'll see you to the end of your pain... Count on me. 719 01:01:40,471 --> 01:01:41,880 He's going to offer her his car. 720 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:45,640 My car is infinitely more comfortable than yours. 721 01:01:45,713 --> 01:01:46,729 There! 722 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,550 I have foam cushions... 723 01:01:49,995 --> 01:01:51,335 ...in velvet. 724 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:53,479 I'll give you velvet! 725 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,112 Thank you, Raymond, but I can't leave Ramon. 726 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,400 He's still there, that jerk. 727 01:02:12,724 --> 01:02:13,524 Yes. 728 01:02:13,893 --> 01:02:16,280 You let him stir your coffee. 729 01:02:16,885 --> 01:02:18,710 You don't catch flies with vinegar. 730 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:22,040 He has weird ways... buttering your sandwiches. 731 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:24,315 This was supposed to be an incognito journey. 732 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:25,721 What was I supposed to do? 733 01:02:25,848 --> 01:02:27,315 Nothing. Exactly nothing. 734 01:02:27,416 --> 01:02:29,643 I'll go the whole hog. 735 01:02:44,135 --> 01:02:45,855 You brake like a hoon! 736 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,520 OK, Mr Monte-Carlo-Rally! 737 01:02:48,633 --> 01:02:49,988 My car's brand new! 738 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,847 It's flimsy... 739 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,777 Mine has more meat! 740 01:02:55,319 --> 01:02:57,559 And you bent my exhaust-pipe. 741 01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,200 But again, little lady... 742 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,245 ...fate has pushed me towards you. 743 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,573 It pushed you a little too hard. 744 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,492 Can you back up your car? 745 01:03:08,544 --> 01:03:10,671 Step aside, old man, step aside. 746 01:03:16,311 --> 01:03:17,831 There you are, old man. 747 01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,960 - How strong you are! - Not too bad. 748 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,680 A this hearse is a mess... 749 01:03:25,944 --> 01:03:27,827 ...I no longer ignore your invitation... 750 01:03:28,146 --> 01:03:29,460 ...if you'll accept me. 751 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,080 It's my pleasure Madam... make yourself comfortable. 752 01:03:32,201 --> 01:03:34,820 "Night and day, you are the one". 753 01:03:35,321 --> 01:03:36,441 But Madam... Taupin? 754 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:39,280 It's up to me to play. I'll get rid of him. 755 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:40,570 Good luck, Madam. 756 01:03:43,057 --> 01:03:47,718 - But Felix, what's going on? - Don't worry, Madame's on the job. 757 01:03:57,610 --> 01:03:59,520 It looks like a boat. 758 01:03:59,601 --> 01:04:01,258 On a wave of the soul. 759 01:04:01,425 --> 01:04:02,785 Well! 760 01:04:04,172 --> 01:04:06,024 Yes, it's me. 761 01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,493 - A long time ago? - Last week. 762 01:04:09,803 --> 01:04:11,211 You're superb. 763 01:04:11,344 --> 01:04:13,880 Oh, it's just a photo. 764 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,961 My brakes have gone. 765 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,600 Towing is an art... reflexes, gentleness. 766 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,240 - You have all the qualities. - I try. 767 01:04:27,368 --> 01:04:28,446 Pardon. 768 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:31,000 It's a slow number. He can’t blame you. 769 01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:34,160 Besides, can he hear? Sorry, did I offend you? 770 01:04:34,242 --> 01:04:35,735 No, not you. 771 01:04:36,065 --> 01:04:38,585 Am I to understand that you weren't happy? 772 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,797 You're strong, you're gallant... 773 01:04:41,649 --> 01:04:43,200 ...you're tender. 774 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:46,160 - Did he make you suffer? - He didn't like anything. 775 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,938 - He was old, ugly. - Say no more, I understand. 776 01:04:51,836 --> 01:04:54,716 There are no more brakes, I'm telling you! 777 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:59,040 Raymond, as soon as I saw you, I had to hold myself back. 778 01:04:59,214 --> 01:05:01,374 Yes, the family, conventions. 779 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,720 - When the animal is aroused... - Oh yes. 780 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,600 So, such a man! 781 01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:07,368 Go away, leave me alone. 782 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:08,520 But Lucile... 783 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,829 Take us to a garage... I'm going to go crazy. 784 01:05:12,016 --> 01:05:14,133 Leave off... we aren't allowed... 785 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,520 But Lucile, love... 786 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,840 Yes, love... Later. 787 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,805 I'm ashamed. I mustn't succumb. 788 01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,000 - Tonight? - Yes tonight. 789 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,720 - You swear to me? - Yes. I swear. 790 01:05:26,793 --> 01:05:28,553 - Then you'll leave? - But... 791 01:05:28,808 --> 01:05:30,808 - Swear to me. - I swear to you. 792 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:34,840 We will meet up in 8 days, at the Gare du Nord. 793 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,664 I'll be there, Lucile, at the main entrance. 794 01:05:39,395 --> 01:05:41,579 - It’s getting hot - You're hot? 795 01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,836 Look. 796 01:05:55,969 --> 01:05:58,471 - Are you in trouble? - I'm getting hot. 797 01:06:01,219 --> 01:06:02,454 So? 798 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:08,134 The hearse! The hearse! 799 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:10,024 - Taupin! - What? 800 01:06:10,103 --> 01:06:12,040 That was it's nickname! 801 01:06:19,848 --> 01:06:22,608 Felix, am I dreaming or are we going backwards? 802 01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,800 Felix! 803 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,640 Felix! 804 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,120 No! No! 805 01:06:56,376 --> 01:06:57,658 Ole! 806 01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:05,774 Ole! 807 01:08:15,080 --> 01:08:16,160 My Mustang! 808 01:08:16,242 --> 01:08:18,618 You want to blame the temperature? 809 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:29,095 - Is Taupin coming soon? - Yes, as expected. 810 01:08:34,098 --> 01:08:36,188 No, they'll be here around 7 am. 811 01:08:38,475 --> 01:08:39,704 I hope. 812 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:46,118 Prepare his room for him. 813 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:50,173 Oh, these squawkers piss me off! 814 01:08:58,892 --> 01:09:02,079 Hello? Is that you, Felix? Oh, they piss me off. 815 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,669 Where are you? 816 01:09:04,149 --> 01:09:05,126 A hotel? 817 01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:08,480 A big building with rooms. You know, a hotel. 818 01:09:16,010 --> 01:09:19,298 He'll fit in his box, thanks to the weightlifter. 819 01:09:19,498 --> 01:09:21,571 He's bribing the manager. 820 01:09:22,139 --> 01:09:25,548 The playboy doesn't know that Taupin is a pretend death. 821 01:09:26,243 --> 01:09:28,617 They all sleep with Madam. 822 01:09:30,524 --> 01:09:32,720 A hotel communicates. 823 01:09:32,887 --> 01:09:34,327 I just close my eyes. 824 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,240 If Taupin is not here tomorrow... 825 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,120 ...farewell bank, farewell chateau, farewell swimming pool, farewell Felix. 826 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:49,892 Quickly! 827 01:09:52,506 --> 01:09:54,220 Goodnight. 828 01:09:55,337 --> 01:09:58,290 I should never have been so accommodating. 829 01:09:58,431 --> 01:10:00,743 You can count on our silence. 830 01:10:02,891 --> 01:10:04,331 Good evening Madam. 831 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,080 Room 5? 832 01:10:12,173 --> 01:10:13,040 Over there. 833 01:10:13,065 --> 01:10:15,431 Chauffeurs don't deserve all this shit. 834 01:10:15,547 --> 01:10:16,773 It's okay, it's okay. 835 01:10:19,267 --> 01:10:21,040 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 836 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,204 I'm going to freshen up. 837 01:10:23,406 --> 01:10:25,326 What a pain in the neck! 838 01:10:26,657 --> 01:10:28,704 I'm going to clobber him. 839 01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:31,424 Felix is right. That playboy's insufferable. 840 01:10:31,496 --> 01:10:32,892 Please...! 841 01:10:33,291 --> 01:10:35,011 - I'm hungry. - What? 842 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:37,080 I'd like some sauerkraut. 843 01:10:37,306 --> 01:10:39,447 - Don't move. - Above all, don't move. 844 01:10:39,549 --> 01:10:41,236 - With the works. - Yes yes. 845 01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,541 Bring me a garnished sauerkraut. 846 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,080 Miss, a garnished sauerkraut. 847 01:10:51,150 --> 01:10:52,160 Yes, sir. 848 01:10:53,048 --> 01:10:56,158 Miss, some champagne, two glasses. Flutes. 849 01:10:56,408 --> 01:10:57,557 Yes, Sir. 850 01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,640 Good evening, chauffeur. 851 01:11:02,193 --> 01:11:03,471 Well what? 852 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:11,520 Lucile! 853 01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:12,840 Lucile! 854 01:11:13,177 --> 01:11:14,290 Oh Lucile! 855 01:11:16,971 --> 01:11:18,411 But Madam! 856 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,533 Lucile! 857 01:11:22,887 --> 01:11:24,527 Quick. Go back! 858 01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:25,680 Lucile! 859 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,120 No, it's not that way... 860 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:31,320 Quickly! 861 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:32,743 My hat. 862 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:36,751 Lucile. 863 01:11:37,754 --> 01:11:38,930 Lucile! 864 01:11:52,723 --> 01:11:54,083 But Madam! 865 01:12:08,568 --> 01:12:10,131 Hey, for Taupin. 866 01:12:19,277 --> 01:12:20,654 Reverend... 867 01:12:23,098 --> 01:12:24,638 Hang on to it. 868 01:12:26,938 --> 01:12:28,287 Oh no! 869 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:34,040 Raymond, what a surprise! 870 01:12:34,068 --> 01:12:35,334 Come in quickly. 871 01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,053 A finger of champagne, Lucile? 872 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:57,396 I'm going to get rid of her outfit. 873 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,200 Lucile, do you promise me? 874 01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,248 Oh yes. Goodbye. 875 01:13:08,252 --> 01:13:09,692 Goodbye. 876 01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,474 - Room 5. - It's here. 877 01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,013 Good heavens... Taupin. 878 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:26,880 - He's not there. - What? 879 01:13:34,482 --> 01:13:35,920 Lucile, dear Lucile. 880 01:13:37,381 --> 01:13:38,490 Madam! 881 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:42,680 I don't know anymore. 882 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,154 Lucile! 883 01:13:47,701 --> 01:13:49,040 What's going on, Lucile? 884 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,320 I thought I saw a spider. 885 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:54,803 Leave it to me to squash that critter. 886 01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:56,982 No, Raymond. 887 01:13:57,659 --> 01:14:01,857 No, Raymond, don't tempt me... Remember our agreement. 888 01:14:01,974 --> 01:14:05,480 Yes, I know, Lucile. In 8 days at the Gare du Nord. 889 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,520 I'll be there. 890 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,960 - But first, do me a favour. - What? 891 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:12,545 - Let me see you before I leave. - Yes. 892 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,680 See you tomorrow. 893 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:28,480 - You behave like a... - That's enough. Go to bed! 894 01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:32,720 So... 895 01:14:34,354 --> 01:14:35,434 To bed. 896 01:15:05,782 --> 01:15:07,634 Lucile! 897 01:15:08,661 --> 01:15:09,981 Lucy... 898 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:13,751 Lucile... 899 01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,236 Ah, Lucile, there you are. 900 01:15:18,884 --> 01:15:21,640 This time I'll tell it all... Absolutely everything. 901 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,200 I've had enough of the merry widow. 902 01:15:24,407 --> 01:15:27,586 You carry on like a courtesan! 903 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:31,400 And with whom, my God? With a weightlifter. 904 01:15:31,876 --> 01:15:33,319 - But... - Shut up! 905 01:15:33,344 --> 01:15:34,784 - But... - Just shut up! 906 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,320 Promise me not to start again. 907 01:15:37,642 --> 01:15:41,243 Lucile, dear Lucile, you know that... 908 01:15:59,195 --> 01:16:01,675 So like that, he was coughing? 909 01:16:01,720 --> 01:16:02,880 Coughing his heart out. 910 01:16:02,986 --> 01:16:05,760 - So the dead man coughs? - Yes. His name was Raymond. 911 01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:07,454 And we stole your suitcases? 912 01:16:07,525 --> 01:16:08,611 And my dumbbells. 913 01:16:08,727 --> 01:16:10,430 - Are you a gymnast? - I'm on holiday. 914 01:16:10,479 --> 01:16:13,242 In a hearse, with a corpse? 915 01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:15,167 I was with his widow. 916 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,109 Really! 917 01:16:16,236 --> 01:16:17,756 She screamed when the rope broke. 918 01:16:17,987 --> 01:16:19,290 You use rope? 919 01:16:19,440 --> 01:16:22,009 Yes. I mean, I used to. 920 01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:26,384 Was he coughing or not? He is dead or not dead? 921 01:16:26,454 --> 01:16:27,868 Yes, but he was coughing. 922 01:16:28,142 --> 01:16:29,079 And the widow? 923 01:16:29,119 --> 01:16:30,375 She was drinking champagne. 924 01:16:30,446 --> 01:16:32,212 - With whom? - With me. 925 01:16:32,322 --> 01:16:34,040 I thought there were two. 926 01:16:34,065 --> 01:16:35,720 - Two dead? - Two widows. 927 01:16:35,861 --> 01:16:37,400 You don't say. 928 01:16:37,537 --> 01:16:38,587 Yes. 929 01:16:39,099 --> 01:16:42,141 - So he was coughing. - And calling me a courtesan. 930 01:16:42,226 --> 01:16:43,517 My word! 931 01:16:43,595 --> 01:16:46,384 - Do I look like a courtesan? - Who knows. 932 01:16:46,495 --> 01:16:49,775 I did everything for her, I even stirred he coffee. 933 01:16:49,861 --> 01:16:50,954 You stirred? 934 01:16:51,021 --> 01:16:54,221 Yes. And in the chapel, I held hands. 935 01:16:54,374 --> 01:16:56,188 - With the corpse? - No, the widow. 936 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,280 It was before fixing the meeting at the Gare du Nord. 937 01:16:59,587 --> 01:17:00,673 Trains now! 938 01:17:00,758 --> 01:17:03,735 I was overheating... It was coming out of the hood. 939 01:17:03,895 --> 01:17:05,055 I see. 940 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:08,520 When she turned on the slow number, I got a feeling. 941 01:17:08,687 --> 01:17:10,243 Yes, so do I. 942 01:17:10,337 --> 01:17:11,681 - Hello. - Hello. 943 01:17:11,892 --> 01:17:14,025 - If you don't mind... - Sorry. 944 01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,135 Hello, doctor? 945 01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:16,135 "Hello, doctor?" 946 01:17:16,160 --> 01:17:17,689 Don't interrupt. 947 01:17:18,103 --> 01:17:19,080 Hello, doctor? 948 01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:21,760 It's not worth the bother.. He's dead. 949 01:17:23,368 --> 01:17:26,095 - How was he coughing? - Like this... 950 01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:28,728 - Oh! - Or rather like this... 951 01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,829 No, exactly like this... 952 01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:35,517 That time I got it. Goodbye, Superintendent. 953 01:17:37,282 --> 01:17:40,352 - But really, gentlemen... - This is not a taxi! 954 01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:57,760 My dear Taupin. 955 01:17:57,967 --> 01:17:59,767 At last you're here. 956 01:18:00,125 --> 01:18:02,187 Here you are, dear friend... 957 01:18:02,322 --> 01:18:06,048 ...and in a palanquin, like a prince from One Thousand and One Nights. 958 01:18:06,248 --> 01:18:07,608 How are you? And you, Lucile? 959 01:18:07,784 --> 01:18:09,227 Put me down. 960 01:18:10,156 --> 01:18:13,228 Lucile! Lucile, what's going on? 961 01:18:13,344 --> 01:18:15,447 It's an ambush... a trap! 962 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,015 You betrayed me. You're his accomplice. 963 01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,954 No, not his accomplice, his victim. 964 01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:23,815 Coward! 965 01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:25,189 I'll explain... 966 01:18:25,327 --> 01:18:26,487 Nothing, nothing, nothing. 967 01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:27,600 Your innocence... 968 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:28,857 Lose that word. 969 01:18:28,881 --> 01:18:32,939 Innocence in your mouth is like roses in a sewer. 970 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:36,978 Loathsome thug! Maniac! 971 01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:38,837 - You're a drainpipe. - What? 972 01:18:38,970 --> 01:18:40,353 A void. 973 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:42,760 A spineless wimp! 974 01:18:42,850 --> 01:18:43,688 That all? 975 01:18:43,811 --> 01:18:48,470 I get banged around, while Sir sleeps in a feather bed. 976 01:18:48,595 --> 01:18:50,640 Oh no, stop, enough, basta! 977 01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:52,480 Your innocence, dear friend... 978 01:18:52,554 --> 01:18:53,719 Will burst. 979 01:18:53,744 --> 01:18:56,304 It will fall on you like the sword of Damocles... 980 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:58,197 ...like an unbearable sun. 981 01:18:58,607 --> 01:18:59,915 You'll see... and then... 982 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:03,595 Fulbert! Fulbert! 983 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:06,720 No, don't hold me back. beautiful bird, sweet friend. 984 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,160 I get angry. 985 01:19:08,185 --> 01:19:09,376 Where are you going? 986 01:19:09,477 --> 01:19:11,208 To find the law. 987 01:19:11,400 --> 01:19:13,480 The only path, the good path, the right path... 988 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,892 The path you made me leave, the path to confession. 989 01:19:17,276 --> 01:19:18,501 Farewell, Lucile. 990 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,353 He's getting away... Do something! 991 01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:23,000 Do what? But wait... 992 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:25,520 Fulbert! Fulbert! 993 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:23,243 And... and the Baron? 994 01:20:23,602 --> 01:20:25,883 Together, he won't be able to do anything against us. 995 01:20:26,316 --> 01:20:27,516 Nothing? 996 01:20:28,308 --> 01:20:30,150 Let's tell him the truth. 997 01:20:30,518 --> 01:20:32,309 Baron, Lucile and I... 998 01:20:32,351 --> 01:20:34,091 I know everything. I've seen everything. 999 01:20:34,158 --> 01:20:36,337 You can do what I didn't know how to do... 1000 01:20:36,568 --> 01:20:38,328 Love Lucile... make her happy. 1001 01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:41,611 I'm going to throw myself into the arms of the law, the police. 1002 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,072 I'll say anything to prove your innocence. 1003 01:20:45,314 --> 01:20:46,714 Farewell, Taupin. 1004 01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:50,040 My bag. 1005 01:20:50,274 --> 01:20:51,914 There you are, Baron. 1006 01:20:54,233 --> 01:20:56,495 Farewell... victor. 1007 01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:00,316 Edmond! Fulbert. 1008 01:21:00,537 --> 01:21:03,246 Is there something I can do for you, Baron? 1009 01:21:03,418 --> 01:21:05,051 No. Thanks. 1010 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:12,918 Taupin, my heart is giving up. 1011 01:21:13,309 --> 01:21:15,996 One last service... Call the police. 1012 01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,640 Ask for 22. 1013 01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,920 I'll tell everything. I'll excuse you. 1014 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,120 - Go on... 22. - Thank you, Baron. 1015 01:21:24,230 --> 01:21:27,400 Hello? Hello? Give me 22. 1016 01:21:28,363 --> 01:21:29,871 The cable's cut. 1017 01:21:29,944 --> 01:21:31,285 Hello? 22? 1018 01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:37,926 - It doesn't respond. - Then everything's against me. 1019 01:21:38,171 --> 01:21:41,230 I make a gesture, only to be denied. 1020 01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:43,300 Nietzsche said... The man who has remorse... 1021 01:21:43,324 --> 01:21:46,900 ...is the same as the dog that bites a stone. 1022 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,880 "When the gods fill your plate, don't spit in it." 1023 01:21:50,088 --> 01:21:51,231 Too late. 1024 01:21:53,801 --> 01:21:55,120 Oh no, not that! 1025 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,000 We must act! 1026 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:07,699 No! No! 1027 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,668 Once again, you saved my life. 1028 01:22:10,767 --> 01:22:13,128 I'll save you in spite of yourself. 1029 01:22:15,436 --> 01:22:17,589 In the immensity of the Pacific Ocean, an island. 1030 01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:21,327 And this island is your innocence. 1031 01:22:21,554 --> 01:22:24,007 - My innocence? - Yes. 1032 01:22:25,711 --> 01:22:27,000 What's its name? 1033 01:22:27,152 --> 01:22:29,296 Isle aux Rats. "Mouse Island". 1034 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,750 - And it's my innocence? - Better... your glory. 1035 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:34,680 - My glory? - Yes. 1036 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:38,461 I buy the island, 100,000 dollars, I get rid of the rats for 300,000. 1037 01:22:38,664 --> 01:22:40,840 - That's a bit expensive. - Think so? 1038 01:22:40,891 --> 01:22:42,258 What do you offer? 1039 01:22:43,347 --> 01:22:45,279 Maybe with some tomcats... 1040 01:22:45,359 --> 01:22:46,560 Perfect. 1041 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:49,240 Bingo! The place is clean, one year later... 1042 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:52,656 I build the radiant city. Cost... 800,000 dollars. 1043 01:22:52,726 --> 01:22:55,400 Buildings, dancing, sports, car park... 1044 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:59,195 3 years later, it will have become an earthly paradise. 1045 01:22:59,297 --> 01:23:01,615 - We'll live there without money. - Without money? 1046 01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,360 All by free exchange. 1047 01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:06,440 Harmony, equality. 1048 01:23:06,592 --> 01:23:08,953 Equality fraternity... but that was a dream! 1049 01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:11,360 No more starvation, golden socialism. 1050 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,480 "Golden socialism"? I see it... 1051 01:23:13,593 --> 01:23:16,033 Even chamber pots are gold. 1052 01:23:16,156 --> 01:23:17,440 As in Versailles! 1053 01:23:17,475 --> 01:23:20,315 Thanks to you, to your work, to your golden hand. 1054 01:23:20,483 --> 01:23:23,249 In 3 years, I will have refunded the counterfeit notes. 1055 01:23:23,366 --> 01:23:25,921 - The counterfeit notes? - The ones you're going to draw. 1056 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:26,900 - Me? - Yes. 1057 01:23:26,975 --> 01:23:29,135 And your innocence bursts into the eyes of the world. 1058 01:23:29,224 --> 01:23:30,184 No! 1059 01:23:30,337 --> 01:23:31,461 Finally! 1060 01:23:32,269 --> 01:23:33,469 Don't thank me. 1061 01:23:33,762 --> 01:23:37,042 Here are the boulevards, the squares, your museum. 1062 01:23:37,196 --> 01:23:38,250 My museum? 1063 01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:42,360 Do you already hear the marching bands parading in Taupin Street? 1064 01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:43,520 In my street? 1065 01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:46,920 From now on, Taupin is no longer an innocent... 1066 01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:48,640 ...but a benefactor. 1067 01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:52,840 Aren't you burning with impatience? 1068 01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,586 Why didn't you say so earlier? 1069 01:23:55,633 --> 01:23:57,008 All in good time. 1070 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:59,226 We start with notes of 100 pesetas. 1071 01:23:59,461 --> 01:24:01,520 Why not 1000? It would go faster. 1072 01:24:04,636 --> 01:24:06,133 That's wonderful. 1073 01:24:10,019 --> 01:24:11,379 You are saved. 1074 01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:13,680 We are saved. Bravo, Taupin. 1075 01:24:15,422 --> 01:24:17,840 Doesn't "Pesetas" have two Ts? 1076 01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:20,600 No, not two. 1077 01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:22,680 See yourself. "Pesetas". 1078 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:23,840 "Pesetas"! 1079 01:24:24,015 --> 01:24:25,360 That's wonderful. 1080 01:24:25,457 --> 01:24:26,695 It's very little. 1081 01:24:27,280 --> 01:24:30,367 It's a masterpiece, don't play the innocent. 1082 01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,148 And now to the bank. 1083 01:24:33,957 --> 01:24:36,359 Lucile, kiss him, he deserves it. 1084 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,828 They annoy me, those. 1085 01:24:48,085 --> 01:24:50,515 I risk losing my control. 1086 01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:53,008 Me too, they annoy me. 1087 01:24:53,300 --> 01:24:54,820 Felix! Felix! 1088 01:24:55,076 --> 01:24:57,630 Take away those squawkers... I don't want to see them anymore. 1089 01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:00,008 - What do you want me to do with them? - A pie. 1090 01:25:00,666 --> 01:25:02,617 "Not good"! "Not good"! 1091 01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:15,945 My bank is somehow a suction and pressure pump. 1092 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:19,360 I suck money from outside, fresh money... 1093 01:25:19,520 --> 01:25:22,375 ..and I eject Taupin's notes. Profit: 100 per cent. 1094 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,800 Exchange, in a word. The perfect exchange. 1095 01:25:27,755 --> 01:25:29,218 Yes, little guy. 1096 01:25:30,181 --> 01:25:31,867 Hey! 1097 01:25:32,282 --> 01:25:35,122 - Come on. - Oh, I'm good. 1098 01:25:35,555 --> 01:25:37,275 I'll make you forget the past. 1099 01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:39,664 Why? You're all my memories. 1100 01:25:40,081 --> 01:25:41,601 What will you do later? 1101 01:25:41,840 --> 01:25:43,851 I will think of you and I will be happy. 1102 01:25:44,159 --> 01:25:45,586 What if I go with you? 1103 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:51,476 - You leaving? - No, I'm coming. 1104 01:25:52,004 --> 01:25:53,764 I have great news: 1105 01:25:54,127 --> 01:25:56,767 I'm giving a masked ball in honour of the Ile aux Rats... 1106 01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,200 And from the Radiant City... 1107 01:25:58,360 --> 01:26:00,560 ...you will be the hero of the evening. 1108 01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,640 Don't I have to prove my innocence first? 1109 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:07,040 At a masked ball, Taupin, innocence is a false nose. 1110 01:26:12,341 --> 01:26:13,945 Good morning sir. 1111 01:26:14,135 --> 01:26:17,539 I want a bunch of flowers for my 20th wedding anniversary. 1112 01:26:17,687 --> 01:26:19,445 You wear them very well. 1113 01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:27,398 Would you like carnations? 1114 01:26:27,682 --> 01:26:29,602 Are those your favorite flowers? 1115 01:26:29,859 --> 01:26:31,226 Naughty! Naughty! 1116 01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:33,826 Give me three dozen. 1117 01:26:33,851 --> 01:26:35,523 Taupin! Taupin! 1118 01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:39,240 Did you teach them to talk? 1119 01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:41,781 No, I bought them like that, at the bird market. 1120 01:26:42,918 --> 01:26:44,438 At the bird market? 1121 01:26:45,328 --> 01:26:47,281 Taupin, Taupin... 1122 01:26:48,742 --> 01:26:52,406 Taupin. - Taupin! Taupin! 1123 01:27:03,632 --> 01:27:07,890 -Good. Let's resume. Over to you, Coco. Taupin! Taupin! 1124 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:09,875 Taupin! 1125 01:27:10,785 --> 01:27:11,851 Note. 1126 01:27:13,968 --> 01:27:16,726 Your turn now. A small effort. 1127 01:27:18,258 --> 01:27:19,240 Speak. 1128 01:27:19,314 --> 01:27:20,874 Pesetas. Pesetas. 1129 01:27:21,946 --> 01:27:23,066 Note. 1130 01:27:25,414 --> 01:27:26,840 Taupin! Baron! 1131 01:27:34,823 --> 01:27:36,983 Champagne, fruit drink, lemonade, 1132 01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:38,835 pear wine. 1133 01:27:39,930 --> 01:27:41,414 Beef broth. 1134 01:27:42,760 --> 01:27:44,992 - Come on, Fulbert. - No. 1135 01:27:46,135 --> 01:27:49,015 There's nothing to be scared of. It's a masked ball. 1136 01:27:49,528 --> 01:27:51,195 - No. - I'm asking you. 1137 01:27:52,772 --> 01:27:53,875 No. 1138 01:27:54,478 --> 01:27:57,937 Because you don't have a costume? There are some left over. 1139 01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:00,040 No. 1140 01:28:00,247 --> 01:28:04,008 Fulbert, I put this dress back on in your honour, in remembrance. 1141 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,880 Thank you, but I don't want to get noticed. 1142 01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:09,929 Honey, I'm waiting for you. 1143 01:28:11,767 --> 01:28:14,257 Honey, the costumes are near the entrance. 1144 01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:19,687 "Honey"? 1145 01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:23,160 She called me "honey". 1146 01:28:31,127 --> 01:28:32,602 It's over, yes? 1147 01:28:38,610 --> 01:28:42,640 Put me on the 7 to the 2 and 3 to 6. 1148 01:28:44,821 --> 01:28:47,843 Good idea. and 8 to 5. 1149 01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:52,704 And now, it's now or never. 1150 01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:56,758 Stay calm... Pay no attention. 1151 01:28:57,280 --> 01:28:58,868 We don't look like anything. 1152 01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:10,240 - Taupin! - Innocent! 1153 01:29:10,447 --> 01:29:11,807 - Baron! - Pesetas! 1154 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:12,960 - Not good! - At the bank! 1155 01:29:12,975 --> 01:29:16,062 "Taupin", "innocent", "baron", "pesetas", "not good", "the bank"? 1156 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:18,400 "Pesetas", "not good"... 1157 01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,680 "Pesetas", "not good", "the bank"! 1158 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,880 Cold drinks... 1159 01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:52,960 ...mineral water, banana juice... 1160 01:30:11,649 --> 01:30:13,180 Gentlemen... 1161 01:30:13,243 --> 01:30:15,920 speed, discretion, see without being seen. 1162 01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:17,188 Execution. 1163 01:30:40,052 --> 01:30:41,649 Where's Lucile? 1164 01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:44,240 She is dancing with the Admiral. 1165 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:49,960 Beer, fruit juice, sparkling water. 1166 01:30:50,120 --> 01:30:52,640 - Where's Lucile? - She is dancing with the Admiral. 1167 01:30:58,320 --> 01:31:00,160 Lucile? 1168 01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:05,520 Lucile! 1169 01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:08,840 Oh, there you are! 1170 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:11,560 You look superb. 1171 01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:19,880 My very dear friends, I have great news for you. 1172 01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:22,591 How are you, Taupin? 1173 01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,840 Get out, Taupin. Every man for himself. 1174 01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:32,427 We're cooked. 1175 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:36,154 - But the Isle aux Rats? - Wake up. 1176 01:31:40,024 --> 01:31:41,701 Flee, I have your back. 1177 01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:44,600 You are the only one in whom I trust. 1178 01:31:44,716 --> 01:31:46,040 I'm for prison. 1179 01:31:46,207 --> 01:31:47,007 No! 1180 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,040 Por favor! 1181 01:31:52,536 --> 01:31:53,647 Por favor! 1182 01:32:22,047 --> 01:32:23,407 Gentlemen... 1183 01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:25,680 Well, this is it. 1184 01:32:26,052 --> 01:32:27,560 Lucile? 1185 01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:28,960 It's not my fault. 1186 01:32:35,302 --> 01:32:36,782 Vamos. 1187 01:32:40,787 --> 01:32:41,947 Let's go. 1188 01:32:42,619 --> 01:32:44,201 But Fulbert... 1189 01:32:48,058 --> 01:32:49,338 But Fulbert... 1190 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:50,763 Later. 1191 01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:00,521 Let's go. 1192 01:33:01,859 --> 01:33:03,826 Let's go, let's go. 1193 01:33:08,263 --> 01:33:10,023 But Fulbert! 1194 01:33:10,577 --> 01:33:11,960 Forward! 1195 01:33:12,930 --> 01:33:14,108 Sorry. 1196 01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:27,069 Deliver me, Fulbert. 1197 01:33:30,638 --> 01:33:32,356 I lost the key. 1198 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:34,680 We’ll spend the night together? 1199 01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:36,600 Not the night, madam, our lives. 1200 01:34:01,896 --> 01:34:05,020 Subtitles by FatPlank